Another Weird Mike Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of Danke Shoen

Dave Despain, Mr. Dave Despain.
Thank you for all the wins and shame.
Interviews, RPM 2Day, was the show I saw,
was the law, in your craw, quick now draw.

Dave Despain, Mr. Dave Despain.
Disappeared, memory like a stain.
I can see, jokes about BP, 'bout eating lots,
jokin' sots, tie those knots, make those dots.

Dave Despain, Mr. Dave Despain.
Now you're the Speed Channel's new main.
I recall, you were walkin' tall, moved to Sunday night,
what a fright, Inside Nascar, is such a blight.

Dave Despain, Mr. Dave Despain.