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7.11.2005

Revelations from the Nascar E! True Hollywood Story

--Jeff Gordon is allergic to mustard.

--Dale Earnhardt Jr. like, totally beat this guy up in 7th grade, even though the other guy was, like, totally ripped.

--Craig T. Nelson was on the Nascar payroll from 1994-1997.

--Kenny Wallace has an unhealthy obsession with The Guess Who.

--Herbie: Fully Loaded was funded entirely by the Russian mafia.

--Ned Jarrett talks like that on purpose.

--Jimmy Spencer is made entirely of pudding.

--If tapped with a golden cane 17 times (no more, no less) Matt Kenseth will sing the entire Greek National Anthem.

--There's white people EVERYWHERE!

1 Comments:

At 8:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy crap they are everywhere!!!
*looks in mirror*
holy crap IM WHITE!!!

that was good, though... i didnt watch the real one, but...

-smoky

 

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