Revelations from the Nascar E! True Hollywood Story
--Jeff Gordon is allergic to mustard.
--Dale Earnhardt Jr. like, totally beat this guy up in 7th grade, even though the other guy was, like, totally ripped.
--Craig T. Nelson was on the Nascar payroll from 1994-1997.
--Kenny Wallace has an unhealthy obsession with The Guess Who.
--Herbie: Fully Loaded was funded entirely by the Russian mafia.
--Ned Jarrett talks like that on purpose.
--Jimmy Spencer is made entirely of pudding.
--If tapped with a golden cane 17 times (no more, no less) Matt Kenseth will sing the entire Greek National Anthem.
--There's white people EVERYWHERE!
1 Comments:
holy crap they are everywhere!!!
*looks in mirror*
holy crap IM WHITE!!!
that was good, though... i didnt watch the real one, but...
-smoky
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