"Weird Mike*" Mackler's Music Theater

And now, to the tune of Eric Clapton's legendary "Cocaine", here's the Nascar-ized Version:

If you're too lazy to read, but ya paid for Speed, Despain
If you're tough enough, for his cycle stuff, Despain
He gets raves, hes got faves, 'cause he's Dave...DESPAIN
For the interview show, from the plain stu-di-o, Despain
Where the legends ain't dead, and you'll get a bobblehead, Despain
He gets raves, hes got faves, 'cause he's Dave...DESPAIN
You remember his way, on RPM 2day, Despain
"Only Sunday night?" Man that ain't right, Despain
He gets raves, hes got faves, 'cause he's Dave...DESPAIN
He gets raves, hes got faves, 'cause he's Dave...DESPAIN

*I couldn't use "Weird Al" Mackler, because my dad's name is Al, and he's not weird