Hall of Fame Racing sets 2024 Start Date

After years of delays, the much-anticipated Hall of Fame Racing Nascar team has announced a “firm, yet flexible” rookie season of 2024.
“We’ve had some setbacks, but we feel with almost 20 years to prepare, we’ll be ready to run for some wins in 2024”, team principle/“Coach” guest star Troy Aikman announced at their 28th press conference to date.
The team will continue to receive tech and engine support from Hendrick Motorsports, contingent on the team existing two decades from now. A search for a driver and primary sponsor is expected to begin sometime in early 2014.
“We believe that by 2024, we’ll be able to find a strong driver or, if feasible, a robot driver with some robo-Busch Series experience.” Aikman continued. “Also, we’re considering turning (team co-owner) Roger Staubach into a cyborg.
Insiders predict that the team will be ready to roll 19 years from now, though Nascar itself could be taken over by damn dirty IRL drivers!!! Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!