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1.26.2007

Jacques Villeneuve Considering Options for Lunch

With noontime fast approaching, Jacques Villeneuve has been weighing his options for his next lunchtime. Sources currently have him leaning towards some sort of sandwich, though nothing is set in stone as of yet.
"I'm looking at what will be best for my career at this point", explained a slightly hungry Villeneuve, "We've been looking at numerous choices, but we don't want to commit to anything at this time.
Villeneuve is most famous for his exploits with delivery pizza, eating some of the best pies made in the 90's. However, Villeneuve stopped ordering the tasty treat when he started getting more and more crusts with burn marks on them--Black Markers, if you will.
Rumors from as early as 9:30am had Villeneuve making a long-awaited move to a sandwich, and was reportedly in negotiation with a local deli for a foot-long hoagie. However, recent developments may have him dropping down to a smaller type of sandwich.
"We don't want to bite off more than we can chew", said Villeneuve, "and right now I just don't think a foot-long is the way to go. We're currently looking at 6-inch subs, and we can go with a kaiser roll if needed."
Villeneuve has stated several times that if he cannot find a satisfactory lunch, he may skip it all together. However, those close to him say that is a remote possibility.
"Jacques was born to eat", said close Villeneuve confident and back-up lunch-picker-upper Kirk Woodley. "A guy like that can't go without lunch for too long. I'd hate to see him turn down a great opportunity, then wind up regretting it around 3pm."

2 Comments:

At 6:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is Jacques Villeneuve and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Ricky Boobby.

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger TalkGeorge said...

...and I always thought breakfast was the most important meal of the day!

 

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