Another "Weird Mike Mackler" Song Presentation

Just a quick reply to all the owners crying wolf about Toyota's entry--and what Toyota should be facing in a few years.

Toyota’s coming soon what will they do?
I don’t know but this much is true
I’d like to hit the owners with a shoe
There must be 43 ways to sell your Cup team

They say “Its way too much now to afford”
If I was a millionaire, maybe it’d stuck a chord
But all your noisy whining leaves me bored
There must be 43 ways to sell your Cup team
43 ways to sell your Cup team

You just slip out the back, Jack
Find a new trick, Rick
Gotta give up the win, Ginn
Just get yourself free
Sell off the Dodge, Rog’
You don’t need this hodgepodge
Just remember don’t bitch, Rich
And get yourself free

They came in search of better sales
They thought their plan would never fail
But in a few years they might look to bail
With 43 ways

“Nobody likes us”, so they’ll say
Half our “rookie drivers” are old and gray
Fans want a Porterhouse, not a Fillet
There must be 43 ways to sell your Cup team
43 ways to sell your Cup team

I know you’ve had your fill, Bill
Your team’ll look dead, Red
You gotta resist the pull, Bull
Just get yourself free
So do whatcha like Mike
Just wait for the cost hike
Don’t gimme no lip, ‘Trip
Just get yourself free