A Very Special Decal

Hello, I'm Nascar team owner and t-shirt magnate Richard Childress. As many of you may have heard, my cars will be running a special decal the weekend, one promoting understanding and awareness of a very misunderstood condition. That's right, Dover Downs Syndrome. Nearly 160,000 people are afflicted each year with DDS, over 60% of which live in the tax-free state of Delaware. Symptoms of DDS include the following:
--An affinity for Grotto's Pizza
--Deciding to build a horse track inside your local race course
--Starting a "lets make everything concrete" petition online
--Dry mouth
--Losing half of last week's salary on the Price is Right slots
Many unfamous people are afflicted with this condition, including actor Ryan Phillippe, singer George Thurogood, and obscure writer Mike Mackler. Please, help to increase awareness and understanding of this startling condition. I'm Richard Childress, goodnight.