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10.08.2006

Vickers Credits Win to Hollywood Fame Co-Owners

Shortly after crashing into his first Nextel Cup win, Brian Vickers quickly gave credit to his fellow celebrity co-owners of the ABA Hollywood Fame.
"There's no way I could've been here today without my boys out in la-la land", Vickers explained to no one in particular. "Last week, John Salley gave me a great pep-talk. He said to take life's challenges one game at a time, and my success would be a slam dunk. Man, did that help!"
Vickers, best known for his staged "Daily Show" interview, won today's race on a controversial finish, in which he tapped teammate Jimmie Johnson. Apparently, Vickers' business partners played a role in that as well.
"I gotta thank my 'LA-Baltimore connection' for that last lap shootout. Stacy Kiebler showed me some footage from Raw, where she stabbed HER teammate in the back to join a rival faction. And who is more of a car wreck than Kyle Boller?"
The Fame are based in the revived American Basketball Association, which bills itself as "The League Below The League Below The League Below the NBA." The Fame currently have no home, coaches, or players, but nonetheless have a bright future with a Nextel Cup winner owning .01% of the team.
Vickers closed out his comments with, "Nick Lachey, you've taught me that a break-up can be beautiful. This win is MY Vanessa Minillo!"

(note: no joke was made at the expense of Brady Anderson, due to the immense psychological and emotional damage he had previously done to the author.)

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