Lost In Translation III: Rise of the Machines

Yesterday, Jayski had a bizzare story from an Italian website about Jacques Villeneuve's supposed move to Nascar. What made it so strange was that the article was originally written in Italian, and since Jay doesn't speak Italian*, he had to have it translated online. So here, again, is a look at some Nascar news, lost in translation (courtesy of Google Language Tools):

The original piece...
I'm sick and tired of Jacques Villeneuve stories. He's been supposed to be coming to Nascar for about ten years now. He's like that friend whose been dating his girlfriend since the Clinton administration. Since these rumors first popped up, Juan Pablo Montoya has officially come over, while some other guys have given the Busch Series a try. Come on, Jacques--make a decision!

...Translated to Italian...
Sono ammalato e stanco delle storia del Jacques Villeneuve. È stato supposto ora di venire a Nascar per circa dieci anni. È come quell'amico di cui datando il suo girlfriend dalla gestione di Clinton. Da quando queste voci in primo luogo hanno schioccato in su, Juan Pablo Montoya è venuto ufficialmente sopra, mentre alcuni altri tipi hanno dato al Busch la serie una prova. Acceso, Jacques--prendere una decisione!

...And back to English.
They are ill and tired with the history of the Jacques Villeneuve. It has been supposed hour to come to Nascar for approximately ten years. It is like that friend of which dating its girlfriend from the management of Clinton. From when these voices in the first instance they have cracked in on, Juan Pablo Montoya has come officially over, while some other types have given to the Busch the series a test. Ignited, Jacques--to take one decision!


*Considering he's from New Jersey, he should know SOMEONE who speak-a Italiano.