Kahne Mutiny

The commentary you DID hear:
Bill Weber: "Kahne spins into pit lane! He rights the car--he's-he's outta fuel! He's coasting to his pit stall--AB, what's going on?"
Allen Bestwick: "Kasey Kahne asked his crew chief if he could pit in Jeremy Mayfield's pit stall, his crew chief said no, pitting in Mayfield's pit stall is illegal."

The interview you might have missed (after the race):
Bill Weber: "A tough win for the Rushville Rocket, to AB in the pits with a clarification on the Kasey Kahne situation"
Allen Bestwick: "We're here with Nascar CEO Mike Helton who's graciously agreed to join us to give us some clarity on the Nascar rulebook. Now, Mike--why would it have been a penalty for Kasey Kahne to have pitted in his teammate Jeremy Mayfield's pit stall?"
Mike Helton: "Well, the way we saw it, Jeremy Mayfield wasn't entered in this race, nor has he been entered in any Nascar race for about two months now. So unless Ray Evernham was able to construct a ficticious pit box on a quantum plane, such an event was impossible."
Bill Weber: "We don't have to look it up, because you just had to!"