Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers

When I’m racing, yeah I know I’m gonna win
I'm gonna be the man who wins a race or two
When I’m racing, yeah I know I’m gonna lose
I'm gonna be the man who lost a race or two.

If I get caught, yeah I know I’m gonna cheat
I'm gonna be the man parked for a race or two
And if I win all, if I win the championship
I'm gonna be the man with invites numbered two.

But I would race 500 miles
And I would race 300 more
And just ‘cause I race against a bunch of rookies
That don’t make me a whore.

(The da da da part)

When I’m acting, acting in a commercial
The shoots with Stephen Colbert they will number two
Now you know why, I am sponsored by Reese’s
When you buy a Reese’s, you are buying two.

And on Friday, when I go to qualify
The alterations to the gas tanks are for two
And if Bowyer, wasn’t running now in Busch
You just know that I’d be racing in the two.

But I would race 500 miles
And I would race 300 more
And just ‘cause I'm on TV twice as much that
Don’t sell product at stores.

(The da da da part…again)

When I’m tired, well you know I gotta be
I’ll be replenishing enough fluids for two
And my sponsors, they all want a part of me
That’s why we’re working on making a clone or two.

All my uni’s, there’s so many of them now
That’s because I always get them embroidered for two
All decisions, well they all are ready made
DeLana makes all the decisions, that is true
But her decisions they are always maaaaade…in two.

But I would race 500 miles
And I would race 300 more
And just ‘cause I race so much I still know that
The Trucks are just next dooooooor.