Two Worlds
One conversation:
Fan: Man, Jeff Gordon's GAY!
Me: What makes you say that?
Fan: Look at him! He's a pretty boy!
Me: So that makes him gay?
Fan: Well come on--he had a rainbow on his car! And now he's flaaaming!
Me: So the design of his car and the fact people find him attractive makes him gay.
Fan: Exactly!
Me: OK, what about his marriage to a former Miss Winston?
Fan: She left him!
Me: BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!
Fan: He left her too!
Me: FOR A BEAUTIFUL SUPERMODEL!!!
Fan: ...I still say he's gay.
Me: (walks away in a huff)
Another conversation:
Me: Did you ever notice how Dale Earnhardt Jr. never has a steady girlfriend?
Fan: Are you saying he's gay? You're saying he's gay, aren't you?!? Damnit, how DARE you spread rumors about a driver like that!
posted by Mike Mackler @ 11.9.06
1 Comments:
couldn't help but notice one of your google ads was "Dale Jarrett" school? Is this where you learn to finish in the 30s while waiting for an import to make you better?
How about this convo...
Fan: So you're a Sadler fan, eh?
Me: Yep.
Fan: You know he flips a lot right?
Me: Only happened twice. Nearly everyone has flipped.
Fan: My favorite driver has NEVER flipped!
Me: And who would that be?
Fan: RUSTY WALLACE!!!
Me: **punches self**
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