Bob Dillner Develops Bleeder Valve in Nose

Shortly after reporting the existence of "bleeder valves" on the tires of RCR cars Kevin Harvick and Jeff Burton, Speed Channel reporter Bob Dillner was reported developing a bleeder valve of his own.
"We took Bob in for post-interview inspection, and saw something out of regulation", explained Speed Channel official/physician Dr. Dick Berggren. "Upon further review, we discovered a bleeder valve had been placed in his nose, presumably by Kevin Harvick."
Dillner first reported on the bleeder valve, which gives drivers a competitive advantage by preventing tire pressure build-up, after yesterday's race at New Hampshire. Shortly afterwards, officials reported seeing Harvick making "...unapproved modifications to Dillner's face" behind Ted Christopher's pit stall.
No disciplinary action is expected against Dillner, though Berggren said that the matter would be reviewed by Speed TV Director of Competition, Sir Dave Despain. In theory, no competitive advantage was gained, beyond being able to drip blood all over his shirt.
When reached for comment, Dillner replied, "Thiss suchs! E pusshet me in da noshe!", which is believed to be some sort of coded communication to Burton's brother, Ward.