Suggested Nicknames for Juan Pablo Montoya
From Front Row Joe to Decrepit Old Has-Been, the key to success in Nascar is having a great nickname. With that in mind, the folks at Chip Ganassi have already begun working hard on coming up with a nickname for their new driver, Juan Pablo Montoya. The Outside Groove intercepted a list of suggestions, lets take a look:
The Untouchable (ridded Chicago of the dreaded "Mears Gang")
The Man With Three Names
No, Not the Wrestler
Juan and Done (oh wait, that was Scott Pruett)
Cool Papa Bell
Formula Juan--I mean, Nascar Juan
Pablo's Blue Ribbon
Jean-Girard
Son of Sorenson
Columbian Gold--He's Addictive!
posted by Mike Mackler @ 20.8.06
3 Comments:
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I still love how Jean Girard was a veiled shot at Jeff Gordon (The name isn't too far off...). Plus, because of that movie, Montoya's timing for NASCAR entry could be better.
Don't forget the nickname "Bug-eyed Dummy"...Sterling Marlin's name for Biffle a couple years ago at Watkins Glen...love that nickname.
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