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5.09.2006

What Else Did They Find in Dale Jarrett's Car?

--A "rear away bar", according to Jayski.

--5,000 UPS Racing hats with the old logo.

--Hair dye (strangely enough, its GRAY hair dye).

--Phil Mickelson's home phone number.

--Phil Mickelson's wife's cell phone number.

--Coupon for a free oil change at Dale Jarrett Ford (expires 04/30/06).

--Book, "Making a Brown Wardrobe Work for You", by Bernie Kosar.

--Dozens of tapes of "Charles in Charge".

--Taser (to keep Glen away).

--Bags and bags of stale M&M's.

--Remix CD of "If Cheatin' is Wrong, I Don't Wanna be Right", by Kevin Harvick (feat. Jimmie Johnson).

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