Totally Stoked Press Release

Yeeeeeeeah, Boy-eee! No Fizz-ear is prizz-oud to announce Boris Sayy-aid as our new driver from hell at No Fear Racing! Where it takes two balls to race, and a lotta dough from Mr. Jack-o! At No Fear Raaaaaacing, we dream in black and white, by putting black t-shirts on white people! Black t-shirts with skeeeeeeewed slogans--its totally radical!
Team P.I.M.P. Manager Fran-kay Stoddard and Bad Boy Boris are gonna TEAR IT UP on the road courses in the 2-o-o-SIX. If it has wheels or a skirt, you can't afford it! And we couldn't cough up the cash for Ron Fellows! Canadians are wussiezzz!
No Fear Racing slams in the most amped corporate alliance between apparel manufacturing and race team ownership. Corporate Synergy...TO THE X-TREEEME!
Check out our team on the hot asphalt, baby--because at No Fear, its ALWAYS 1999!