Slow Slogans

Race tracks have used various slogans to promote their racing over the years--some more effective than others. The Outside Groove has preformed a service for these mega-corporations by weeding out the worst ones:

Michigan--'cause when you think of Nascar, you think of Brooklyn

Pocono? Poke OH YES!

Kars...Kraziness...Kansas

Las Vegas Motor Speedway--100% mob-funded...guarenteed

God Blessed Texas with 2 Nextel Cup Dates*

Richmond, poor man, everyone's welcome at RIR!

What's more intense than race fever? Dover Downs Syndrome!!!

*--note: this was an actual quote from Texas Motor Speedway Prez Eddie Gossage. Most likely it was meant to be read as "Francis Ferko blessed Texas with 2 Cup Dates." I doubt God has enough time in his day to line Bruton Smith's pockets any further.