Bristol “News” and Notes

--Kurt Busch returns to try for a 4th win in the Bristol spring race, thus becoming the most unpopular Bristol dominator since Darrell Waltrip.
--Most drivers spent last week attending church services, sitting down for family dinners, and realizing (after a 5 hour conversation about forgetting to take out the trash) that they should’ve gone to Nashville.
--ppc Racing and driver John Andretti announced that they will cut back their race schedule this year. However, expect them to return to racing, then cut back again, quit entirely, then go on the patch.
--Speed’s new Nascar pre-pre-race show has well-established roles for their hosts: John Roberts is the leader, Kenny Wallace is the jovial expert, and Jimmy Spencer is the decrepit old has-been.
--Actually, Jimmy’s more of a never-was.
--In this year’s biggest shocker, Peak Fitness Racing is NOT out of business.
ODDS:
4:1—You’ll realize that the failure to copy this track is Nascar’s biggest mistake of the modern era.
9:2—Fox will miss a key pass while they’re at commercial.
100:1—Fox will miss a meaningless fight between two middle-of-the-pack drivers.