Hate Through the Decades
50's--I hate Tim Flock. He drives with a monkey and he wins too much.
60's--I hate Richard Petty. He cheats with his engines and he wins too much.
70's--I hate Darrell Waltrip. He never shuts up and he wins too much.
80's--I hate Dale Earnhardt. He wrecks everybody and he wins too much.
90's--I hate Jeff Gordon. He's a pretty boy and he wins too much.
00's--I hate Dale Earnhardt Jr. He's on all the commercials and he wins too much (excludes 2005).
10's--I hate Reed Sorensen. He has too much help from Honda and he wins too much.
20's--I hate GordonClone v. 2.4. He always uses his rocket booster at Tokyo Speedway and he wins too much.
30's--I hate Glaxnor of Jupiter. He vaporized my favorite driver and he wins too much.
Tomorrow, Its Here!
1 Comments:
Hilarious, Mike! Best one yet!
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