Nascar Fan March Madness--First Round Results

After a week of exciting action, only 8 fan groups remain. Lets see the results of the weekend's games, plus a preview of the upcoming quarterfinals.
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(Winners in bold, numbers denote completely unscientific seedings)
1. The Working Fan vs. 16. That Annoying Local-Track Guy--This one was over before it started. While The Working Fan...went to work, That Annoying Local-Track Guy just praddled on about his trip to Eldora. Another romp for a number one seed.

2. Old School vs. 15. The Vengeful Mechanic--Another blowout, with Old School's impressive knowledge (and program collection) overwhelming The Vengeful Mechanic's jealousy of Jack Roush. Even TVM's best friend, the Snap-On Man, couldn't help him here.

3. New School vs. 14. The Bored Girlfriend--Closer than anyone expected, New School nearly gave into The Bored Girlfriend's complaints. Then he turned up the volume, and she just faded away.

4. The Stereotype vs. 13. The Snoozer--The day's first upset, but also the most boring game. The Stereotype made so many bad moves, Snoozer was able to cruise to victory.

5. The Nerd vs. 12. The Arteest--Whatta game! So evenly matched, you'd think they were one in the same. However, Arteest's creativity got him out of a jam to win in overtime. Still dateless.

6. The Real Racer vs. 11. The Hater--An emotionally charged game, with The Real Racer clearly the crowd favorite. Not surprisingly, The Hater ran out of steam and sulked off to complain about the NBA.

7. The Diehard vs. 10. Sir Likes-a-lot--An emotional overtime victory for The Diehard, who won in a Nascar related event for the first time in over a decade. Likes-a-lot, not surprisingly, was rooting for The Diehard to win.

8. The Wanderer vs. 9. Mr. Spread-too-thin--(NOTE: Won by forfeit) As of presstime, its still unknown where Spread-too-thin was, though he was spotted Sunday at some other tournament. The Wanderer took the unexpected time off to dust his diecast collection, in an endless search for imperfections.

Quarterfinals:
1. The Working Fan vs. 8. The Wanderer

2. Old School vs. 7. The Diehard

3. New School vs. 6. The Real Racer

13. The Snoozer vs. 12. The Arteest