Where Does the Money Go?

A look at where all that sponsorship money goes for your favorite drivers.
Done in the most random order imaginable

Rusty Wallace—Miller Lite

24%--Promotional items for the Rusty Wallace Retirement Fund Tour (name changed to Rusty’s Last Call).

17%--Construction costs of concrete wall erected between Ryan’s and Rusty’s garages.

18%--“Hush money” to the Nascar media—didn’t you ever wonder why no one makes “Rusty races like his number—number 2” jokes? (btw guys, my check is due on Wednesday).

7%--Low-interest loan to Kenny Wallace to pay Stacker 2 to stay on the car.

20%--Lawsuit payment for false advertising claims (namely, claiming that Miller Lite is beer).

11%--Funding for “Search for the lost Wallace Brother” movie.

19%--Michael Jackson-esque money to pay announcers to refer to him as “King of the Short Tracks”.

2%--Qualifying improvement fund.

8%--Fine paid by Rusty for mistakenly using a U-Haul truck to move to the new garage.