Why Nascar is better than the NFL

"We now go live to Nascar President Mike Helton with the pick"

"With the first pick in the 2005 Nascar Amateur Draft, Kirk Shelmerdine Racing Selects Reed Sorensen, Nascar Busch Series."

"Well no surprise there guys, Sorensen with his recent win at Nashville was high on many teams lists, Kirk's gotta be happy with this...to the floor with Kirk."

"Man, this...this is a dream come true. To have a driver of Reed's caliber available, I really think that its just what this team needs to improve. Reed's gonna take this team into the top 35, that's for sure!"

"And now to Reed Sorensen from his home in Mooresville."

"Crap!"

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