From Junior to Hmiel

If you've been watching NBS 24/7, you've probably seen Dale Earnhardt Jr. giving advice to friend/corporate cronie Shane Hmiel. Here's some of the best tidbits they left out.

On Talladega:
"You gotta make sure to stay in line, or you'll get sucked to the back. Also, remeber to hit the DEI turbo button if you get in trouble."

On Teammates:
"Now, you're a...wait hold on...Hello? Damnit Mike, I TOLD you to stop calling me. No. NO! Alright I'll do your stupid Best Western ad if it'll shut you up."

On Michigan:
"This track's incredibly boring, so you might want to bring a portable dvd player with you. This way, if you win, Action can make a special raced version, and you'll have a story to tell on QVC."

On Fan Relations:
"Remember to pay her more than she asks for--you don't want a "Kobe" situation going on. Oh, and if it itches, see a doctor*"

On WinFuel:
"Have you tried it yet? No? Good--I drank some last week and I haven't been out of the can since."

On the Political Strife in Krygyzstan:
"It seems to be an open-and-shut case--those who vote in rigged elections are never in a true democracy. Alas, one has to wonder if a nation which allows for such corruption to occur is truly able to handle the government of a standard republic. OK, lets go drinkin, I'm buyin."

*--This joke provided by my mom