Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Theater Presentation

“Racin’ in Bristol”
(sung to the snappy tune of "Walkin' in Memphis")

Put on my Junior hat
And I got in my car
Got stuck in a traffic jam
People here from near and far
Alan Kulwicki, won’t you look down on me
Yeah I got a nosebleed ticket
But I’m happy as a boy can be

Then I'm Racin’ in Bristol
Waited on a ten year waiting list
Racin’ in Bristol
Gonna watch some drivers get real pissed

Saw the ghost of DW
Oh wait he’s still alive
Short track kings come and go
But Jaws’ record, it was no jive
He won a buncha races
He was a champ, a legend a star
But it was this track that gave him the ultimate:
A special Action car

He was Racin’ in Bristol
Waited on a ten year waiting list
Racin’ in Bristol
Gonna watch some drivers get real pissed

We got Rusty for the last time
Risin’ above the din
And the old guys still like to pick him
They say he’s gonna win…
He’s gotta shot in Bristol

Now Kurt’s been dominating
And Junior’s been runnin’ well too
Gordon’s great (but he’s great everywhere)
But tell me is this true…
“Could I get a hotel room?”
I asked the local guy
And he said --
"Tell me are you a Sterling fan?"
And I said "Dang ol mang I am tonight”

We were Racin’ in Bristol
Waited on a ten year waiting list
Racin’ in Bristol
Gonna watch some drivers get real pissed