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4.04.2005

Nascar Fan March Madness--Semifinal Results

As the Final Four fans stormed towards the championship, we got two great battles this week. Here's the results:

(Numbers mean seeding, winners in bold)
8. The Wanderer vs. 12. The Arteest--The melancholy marauders sustained a hard-fought contest from The Arteest, who was stymied by his own ethics in trying to make fun of the former Earnhardt fans. The Wanderer, nearly broke a year ago from Earnhardt Legacy Series merchandise, rolled into the finals, their comeback nearly comeplete.

2. Old School vs. 3. New School--The sport's hottest rivalry went into double overtime, but it was the stamina and passion of New School that overtook Old School's vastly superior knowledge. Old School sulked off the court, murmuring something about David Pearson, while New School rushed home to brag about their victory on the message boards.

Who will win in the finals?!? You'll have to wait until...ah, screw it lets do it RIGHT NOW!

Nascar Fan March Madness--THE CHAMPIONSHIP
8. The Wanderer vs. 3. New School--New school takes the crown! It didn't come easy, as The Wanderer was infuriated by New School's reference to Dale Earnhardt as "Junior's dad". New School was just too powerful, however, overtaking The Wanderer in numbers and size. Congratulations to New School, the 2005 Nascar Fan March Madness Champions!!!

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