Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Theater Presentation

From the good folks at "Bowling for Soup", here's a Nascar-ized version of "1985":

Mike has just hit the wall
He never had it all
NBC’s such a pain
And Fox needs Dave Despain
His sport went out the door
With the rise of 24
Leaves him feelin’ gassed
What happened to the past?

He was Mr. Nascar
He was the go-to-guy
He had all the diecast
That Action had to buy
Now everyone’s a fan, everybody loves “The Man”
Now he’s an average jack
And he…wishes…THEY’D BRING BACK

Dale Earnhardt, Mark Martin
Gordon was just startin’
There was Harry, and Ernie
Everyone hated Rusty
He blends in on Webboards
Now just amongst the hoards
Cuz he's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1995

He's seen all the classics
He’s heard every line
“I was just rattlin’ his cage”
“Hey Cart’ll be just fine!”
He loved Rockingham
Not a big Chicago fan
Yes its sad but true,
Even rooted for DW

Where’s Johnny Benson, we’d thought he’d go far
And who's the other guy that's racing in the Tide car
Why did GM flee, with the Grand Prix?
Why did they get rid of old guys, old tracks
On North Wilkesboro was

Dale Earnhardt, Mark Martin
Gordon was just startin’
There was Harry, and Ernie
Everyone hated Rusty
He blends in on Webboards
Now just amongst the hoards
Cuz he's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1995

He hates this, but can’t leave
How did Michael Waltrip get on TV?
And why the hell is Jarrett in a BROWN CAR?
Commercials, stop, Stop
STOP!!!
And bring back

Dale Earnhardt, Mark Martin
Gordon was just startin’
There was Harry, and Ernie
Everyone hated Rusty
He blends in on Webboards
Now just amongst the hoards
Cuz he's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1995