Something Beats a Bud

Its time to reveal my last place driver for 2007, a driver who--
"Hey, Mike--are you going to watch the Shootout on Saturday?"
--is going to really struggle to struggle this season. He'll wonder why--
"Mike--who do you think's gonna win the Shootout tomorrow night?"
--as I was saying, HE'LL WONDER WHY he ever even tried to--
"Mike, where's your 'News' and Notes article for the Shootout?"
--...WHATEVER.

(guitar riff)
I went down to the sports bar and saw this Kasey fan,
She was, like, all "the Shootout's on"
And I was, like, "whatever!"
(guitar riff)
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
"Why are you watching the Pro Bowl?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
(guitar riff)
So later I'm at my job
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "catch the race last night?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cuz this is my
Budweiser Shootout WHATEVER!
And this is my
Budweiser Shootout WHATEVER!
And this is my
Budweiser Shootout WHATEVER!
(guitar riff)
And then it's four AM
Its Sunday morning I'm starting work...
This dude comes up and he's, like, "Tape the race?"
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
(guitar riff)
Then I'm on some message board that afternoon
The moderator sends me a PM and he's like
"Man that race was really--"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
(guitar riff)
And then up comes Zafo
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. Catch the race?"
He's, like, "nah, man'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Cuz this is my
Budweiser Shootout WHATEVER!
And this is my
Budweiser Shootout WHATEVER!