I Need a Lover with a Slogan

Its high time that Nascar teams began assigning themselves slogans (besides that drippy "refuse to lose"). Here's some to get 'em started:

MB2--We're racing with a splash of Ginn

RCR--From "A team that needs to regroup" to "A team that's really got their stuff together"

DEI--Our drivers think they're black

Penske--We clean up. Not on the track--Mr. Penske actually makes us vacuum the pit stalls after every stop

Morgan-McClure--Don't...you...forget about me (don't don't don't don't)

Hendrick--Pssst--we can get you a great inside deal on a new Civic!

Roush--We're the New York Yankees of racing, except that we actually WIN championships

Robby Gordon--As independent as a Kevin Smith movie (well, besides Jersey Girl)

Evernham--See those little tails coming off of the 9's? Those are MINE

Joe Gibbs--Delivering batteries to home improvement stores

Wood Bros.--Holding on to our past like grim death

Bill Davis--Uh, we'll get back to you in 2007

Shelmerdine--Can you spell my last name? Then you qualify to be on my pit crew!

PPI--Still trying to forget about Pruett

Front Row--OK, we admit it--its a lie

Yates--From "A team that's really got their stuff together" to "A team that needs to regroup"

Ganassi--We're the team of the future (and always will be)

Petty Enterprises--From "A team that needs to regroup" to "A team that needs to regroup"

No Fear--Racing to and 'fro

Haas--Our owner SHOULD go to jail...for running an "According to Jim" paint scheme

Furniture Row--Like Skid Row, but without Sebastian Bach

Red Bull--We're like Maxi Pads (we have wiiiings!)

Hall of Fame--Blame it on the Raines