I've Got a Case of D VD!

Go to your local big-box electronics store, and you'll see a DVD copy of "Days of Thunder". But there's a catch--its just the movie, with no special features. Here's hoping that they come out with a "Special Edition" with THESE special features:

Detractors Commentary--Alternate sound track featuring Richard Petty ripping the authenticity of the film.

Cast Bios--Information on the stars of the movie, including:
--Why Randy Quaid once murdered a key grip for calling him "Cousin Eddie"
--Heartwarming biography on the personal life of Tom Cruise (up to 2003)
--Instructions on how to pronounce "Cary Elwes"
--Interview with Michael Rooker, aka "That Guy From Mallrats"
--Quote from John C. Reilly: "I'll never do another damn Nascar movie again"

Robert Duvall: An Actor's Life in Retrospect--Insightful documentary on the life of this acclaimed actor, explaining how he went from doing "To Kill A Mockingbird" and "The Godfather" to "The Sixth Day" and "John Q"

Deleted Scenes--Parts of the movie that were left on the cutting room floor, including:
--Nicole Kidman saying "Let me out of the car, Cole!" for about 18 more minutes
--Rowdy Burns explaining where he got his nickname (apparently, when he was a kid, he was really rowdy)
--Extended footage of the fascinating interview scene with Greg Sacks
--Part where Buck Bretherton leaves to do some "freelancing work" as Mike Honcho

Memory Eraser--New DVD technology invented by Nascar, this devices allows the sanctioning body to wash away any memories of Tim Richmond.