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8.28.2006

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Criticizes Nascar's Penalty System

What? You call that a FINE?!? Man, 20 large ain't NOTHIN' to me! I make that kinda dough doin' commercials in my SLEEP, man! Y'all betta find a betta way to control these playas, 'cause we got MAD MONEY!
All us drivaz got cash money, dawg! You wanna see proof? POW--BLING BLING, baby. I got these gold CHAINZ straight cash. We be payin' BILLZ, man!
You think Carl cash-poor? Dang, man. He got money comin' out his ears, brotha. Yeah, that's right, he's got O.A.D.--OBLIGATED AUTOMATIC DOLLAZ!
Man, Nascar gotta raise them fines, man! If they don't we gonna keep ridin', baby. Uh, unless our sponsors say something against it...sir.

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