Special Guest Villain: Carl Edwards

On Monday Night, Carl Edwards takes a break from his busy schedule of Office Depot appearences and swim meets to guest star on the hit Fox drama "24". The Outside Groove obtained an advance copy of this episode--here's what you can expect:

--To work in his signature back-flip, Carl appears as a rookie FBI agent, going undercover as Tyler Walker.

--Carl was warned several times that if he refers to Dennis Haysbert as "Pedro Cerrano", even by mistake, he'll be savagely beaten by Corbin Bernsen.

--William Devane? Pinko commie (also the star of "Phenom"!)

--Carl was given the chance to speak with Keifer Sutherland, star of 24. However, every question Carl asked was answered with "gravitas".

--Elisha Cuthbert could've been yours, Carl, but NOOOO, you had to go for the swimmer!

--To further appeal to Nascar fans, the show will be renamed "Jeff Gordon" for the evening.

--As with all episodes, it is shown in real time, meaining that an hour goes by in show time for each hour episode. Nascar, meanwhile, goes by in fake time, which makes a four hour race seem like four days.