The Truex Story

Are you frustrated? Unable to deal with confrontation? Worried that people are taking advantage of your easy-going nature? Well, now you can do something about it with the patented Martin Truex Jr. System of Getting Even! Annointed Nascar Superstar Martin Truex Jr. will show YOU how to exact frivolous revenge on those who have accidently done you wrong. You can use it anywhere, like...

...at the supermarket!
"I saw you take the last box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Well now that you're behind me to check out, I'm going to pay with a check...and not be able to find my license!"

...at the drive-thru!
"Cut me off, will ya? Well, you'd better be ready to wait in line, because I'm going to place a special order--NO ONIONS!"

...at the bank!
"Use up the pen? Good for you--now you get to watch me deposit 7 bags of pennies...unrolled!

Yes, this tape will show you how to infuriate others by doing things really, really slow, holding them up in the process. Remember, just because you're out of the running, DOESN'T mean that you can't get justice! Call now and get a free audio encouragement tape from Bono Manion!

"This tape gets results" --Fred McGriff*

The Martin Truex Jr. System of Getting Even--Revenge is a dish best served WRECKED! (Not for use with Tony Stewart).


*Alas, this tape did not produce Back-to-Back-to-Back AAU National Champions