Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of "Brandy"


There's a track down in Tennessee
That fills all Nascar fans with glee
In person, or on TV
It’s the best race in the world

And this track, it’s a super place
Two weekends a year, they’ll have a race
They say "Bristol, its better than the Chase"
So I just have to ask…

I gotta say “Bristol, you’re a great track
For the ratings, and at the gate
But why wasn’t it you they’d
Replicate?"

SMI built their tracks the same
Dogleg in the front, “Motor” in the name
Flat and 2 miles, its such a shame
But they are not alone

ISC, you spread the boring tracks
Wide with no banking, whose idea what that?
The cars spread out, there’s no exciting packs
And someone boring wins

And so I say “Bristol, you’re a great track
For the ratings, and at the gate
But why wasn’t it you they’d
Replicate?"