What DO They Show in Practice?

To date, Nascar is the only sport to broadcast its practice sessions live. Naturally, this leads to a large amount of, shall we say, downtime. So what do they talk about? What do they show? Lets take a look at an average hour:

16 minutes: Aqua Velva commercials

11 minutes: Larry Mac going into deep detail about camber, pit strategy, drafting partners, and the chances of a true democracy ever being achieved in Haiti.

9 minutes: Michael and Darrell Waltrip pimping Toyota, Dominoes, Napa, and, well, themselves.

7 minutes: Dick Berggren asking drivers what their strategy is for the race--because you KNOW that drivers will give away their big secret plans for Sunday to a pit reporter.

6 minutes: Random shots of drivers peeling into pit road. HOT BRAKING ACTION!!!

5 minutes: Mike Joy sneaking in his pro-communist agenda across the airwaves. Do I have to spell it out for you?!? He's a Ruskie!

4 minutes: Previews for "Back in the Day". Apparently Junior gets his slang from "Back in the 1990's".

2 minutes: Graphical errors that make it appear that Elliott Sadler is going 1867.2 MPH and that Stanton Barrett is the fastest car in traffic.