What's Better Than a Race at Bristol?

--Seeing your favorite driver win the championship, without accusations of cheating.

--Front row seats to the first reunion concert of Pink Floyd.

--Dames. Dames with gams.

--A Reeses Pieces Blizzard at Dairy Queen.

--Winning the lottery.

--Winning the NBA Draft lottery.

--Finally beating Super Mario Bros. 3 WITHOUT the warp whistles.

--Finding eternal love and happiness with the person you can't live without.

--Candy

of course, there is really only one thing better than a race at Bristol...

A NIGHT RACE AT BRISTOL