A Weeklong Tribute to Prince--The Thrilling Conclusion

I would get up early every Sunday
Turn on ESPN2 again and again
It was one of my only traditions
Turning on the TV and then watching Dave Despain

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I only wanted to get my news from that Dave Despain

Then all of a sudden, he was gone there
They had Rece Davis, who tried to pretend
That he knew as much about Nascar
I could not believe my ritual just had to end

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I just wanted to know what happened to that Dave Despain

And then one night, I'm flickin' through the channels
And usually Speed is lookin' plain
But who do I see with his own show?
Thank god not David Poole no it was Mr. Dave Despain

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Dave Despain--hey is that Leeann Tweeden?
Dave I love you brotha but you're no Leann Tweeden
(she has a thinner beard)