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7.28.2005

A Tribute to Prince--Part 4 of 5

To "Kiss":

U don’t have 2 talented
2 drive my car
I just need a Nascar license
Whoever you are
U don’t need experience
2 strap on in
U just leave it all up 2 me
Just don't expect a win

U don’t have 2 be good
2 drive my car
U don’t have 2 be cool
2 fit my seat
I just wanna make the race, and fill the field
Just don't bring expectations or...
Pride

U got 2 stop being optomistic
If you're racing for me
U can't expect a chance to win
Or even a top 20
This is my warped fantasy
I just hope you don't mind
That this 98 Pontiac
Was all we could find

U don’t have 2 be good
2 drive my car
U don’t have 2 be cool
2 fit my seat
I just wanna make the race, and fill the field
Just don't bring expectations or...
Pride

"Shoot the J...SHOOT IT!"

3 Comments:

At 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know its an off week... but Prince???

That being said, the songs are kinda funny.

 
At 10:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Game... blouses!

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you like some pancakes?

 

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