A Weeklong Tribute to Prince--Part 1 of 5

To the tune of "1999":

I was dreamin' when I "wrote" this
I know that it looks plagerized
But when I watched last week's race
'Couldn't believe my own two eyes
There were Dodges in the runnin', but no Grand Prix anywhere
Tryin' to ignore the changes, U know I didn't even care

say say now everything is different Carl Edward has a good time
So tonight I'm gonna party like I drive the 99

I was dreamin' when I "wrote" this
So sue me if it makes no sense
But racing's meant to change, 'cept for fogies and folks too dense
Young guns winnin' races, and old guys re-tire-r-in'
But unless they're racin' Kias, I'm gonna watch that race again

say say now everything is different Carl Edward has a good time
So tonight I'm gonna party like I drive the 99

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If you're still talkin' 'bout Winston, don't bother coming to my place
'Cause unless you're a hot woman, I gotta have my space
Yeah, everybody's actin' whiny, but don't you know that's for a fool
But I'll never let that happen--I'm not any David Poole!

say say now everything is different Carl Edward has a good time
So tonight I'm gonna party like I drive the 99