Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Theater Presentation

Its time to celebrate the return of Douglas Ladd's The Pits online comic, the virtual crysalis from which The Outside Groove puated. That's right, to the tune of Elton John's "The Bitch is Back", its another song parody!!!
Its better than bad, it ain't no fad
A Nascar comic by Douglas Ladd
Unlike Track "chuckles" he's far from a hack
But we all started to wonder when The Pits'd get back

Lost his host, that couldn't stop him a bit
The wedding slowed him down he had to admit
All the readers say "Doug there's something to prove
And we're gettin so sick of The Outside Groove"

Its The Pits its The Pits
Oh The Pits is back
Three times weekly as a matter of fact
Its The Pits its the Pits
And its back on the net
So read all you get
There's no time to fret, oh oh oh

He entertains like Dave Despain
The internet gives him a total free reign
Stockcartoons is ok, but its just white and black
But we're in living color 'cause The Pits is Back!

Its The Pits its The Pits
Oh The Pits is back
Three times weekly as a matter of fact
Its The Pits its the Pits
And its back on the net
So read all you get
There's no time to fret, oh oh oh