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10.05.2006

Unemployed...And LOVING It!

Ever wonder what some of Nascar's best out-of-work drivers are doing with all their spare time? Neither do I, but lets take a look:

Ward Burton: Feeling low, getting hopes up when rumored for a new ride, hearing that new ride is going to 20 year old Busch phenom, feeling low.

Ricky Craven: Drinking shots of Beam while watching an endless loop of his Quaker State commercial with Terry Labonte.

Steve Park: Figuring out the wording of his "big announcement" on October 15th. (Current wording: "The announcement has been postponed").

Jimmy Spencer: Appearing on TV shows, pretending to know how to win races without some "help".

Jerermy Mayfield: At home, drawing pictures, of mountain tops, with him on top, lemon yellow sun.

Mike Bliss: Constantly reminding people that he is not unemployed.

Rick Mast: Preparing the mother of all workman's comp lawsuits.

Shane Hmiel: Hanging out in front of local 7-11, listening to the new Chamilionaire album with his "boys".

2 Comments:

At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Shane Hmiel one is funny, but the Mayfield one takes the cake for this old Pearl Jam fan. Great job.

 
At 5:10 PM, Blogger for the win said...

"Unemployment? More like Fun Enjoyment" you should check it out!

http://www.printfection.com/thewin

 

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