Beyond Thirty Five

In honor of Greg Biffle, write this article on a Post-It

#4-Mike Wallace (finished 25th) Hey guys, your car always looks like Lucas paid to put their stickers on it Saturday night. Why don't you upgrade to a more colorful car?
#36-Boris Said (27th) Decent run for a guy who looks like Screech's evil twin.
#66-Hermie Sadler (29th) This is a great run for him. And yet, a 28th place run for his brother is a disappointment.
#91-Bill Elliott (33rd) Best run by a pork rind magnate.
#7-Robby Gordon (37th) Even when he doesn't blow an engine he sucks.
#18-Bobby Labonte (38th) Almost as bad as the Redskins. Almost.
#44-Terry Labonte (40th) Ugly run in an ugly car.
#09-Johnny Sauter (41st) From Webster's Dictionary sauter (SOW-ter) v. One who sauts n. One who exists solely to cause problems for Nascar (ex: Johnny Sauter is an idiot).