Nascar Goes NFL

Nascar always promotes itself as the second-most popular sport in America, behind the NFL (except in Phoenix, where its behind ignoring the NFL). Nascar has adopted several marketing tools from the NFL--a playoff system, unified TV deals, even its stars getting arrested. But what if Nascar went all-out? Lets see...

Monday Nascar Countdown on ESPN
Tom Jackson: Number FOUR on tonight's list--Tony Stewart, still recovering from Saturday's Busch Series crash, goes RIGHT into the wall 'cause of a blown tire, suffering a broken scapula in the process. Guys, Tony Stewart got...
All: JACKED UP!


The Return of the Greatest Football Announcing Team...EVER
Pat Summerall: (in constant, "seen it all" monotone) Coming on to lap 100 here at Talladega...built on an ancient Indian burial ground...coming up tonight on Fox we have "When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong" hosted by Geraldo Rivera...caution on the track...flagontheplay...I mean, yellow flag on the track.
John Madden: Well, you know, you got a buncha cars gettin' together there--look at this replay, here (starts drawing on teletrater) You got a wreck over here BOOM you got a wreck over here POW and you gotta big wreck here from Kevin Lepage in the car owned by Bam BAM. You know, you gotta lotta hot shoes out here, they gotta get BOOM Tough Actin' Tinactin.


A Re-vamped "Lenny's" on ESPN.com
As is tradition here, we take a look at the top agents in the field for the 2006 season:
1. Cary Agajaniananiajaianigaian: To my knowledge, represents every driver known to man.


Hank Williams Jr. Chimes In on ABC
Well it's Sunday…day and we’re ready to race!
Everyone but Waltrip’s tryin’ to make that Chase.
It’s the most exciting rush this side of the Trucks.
You’d be here yourself, but it costs 90 bucks.
So crank up the volume, max out those dials
Cause its easy to sleep through 500 miles!

Are you ready for some Nascar?! A Sunday afternoon party!

If a single-car team wins
I’m gonna be startled!
Be wary of cursing ‘cause Dale Jr. is mic’d.
And if we get rain we’ll run on Sunday night!