Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

A lot happened this weekend throughout the world of motorsports. I've been given the task of bringing it all to you. Luckily, all the IMPORTANT stuff happened in Nascar. And so, without further ado, here's the weekend in review, to the tune of Mmm Mmm Mmm, by the Crash Test Dummies:


Once there was this keeed who
Got into an accident and and said it wasn’t his fault
And whennnn they tried to stop him
He…threw…his safety gear like a woman
He said its all genetic
And not as bad as hissss broooooo

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Once there was this guyyy who
Tried to make some extra dough and got into a bad crash
And whennnn the real race started
He…smacked…the wall and damaged his shoulder
Now when he goes to Dover
Some real old guy will beeee therrrrrre

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But they were both so fortunate
Compared to the guy we all hate

'Cause then there was this shillllll who
Looked ahead to oh-seven when he would get his own team
But mean-while, in the present
His…car…was so slow it missed the Cup race
He couldn't quite explain it
And now he’s out a tonnnn-a doughhhhh

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