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2.09.2005

The Outside Groove’s 2005 Busch Series “Preview”

PART II
21 Kevin Harvick / Brandon Miller Reese's
--Hey, your Harvick’s in our Busch Series! No, your Busch Series is in our Harvick!
22 Kenny Wallace Stacker 2
--Year after year, ride after ride, he continues to soar beneath the pack.
24 Kim Crosby Boudreaux's Butt Paste (seriously)
--No, seriously
25 Ashton Lewis, Jr. Team Marines
--Wasn’t it against the law to root against him last year?
27 David Green Kleenex
--Why doesn’t he just move up to Cup? (Oh, wait, he has)
28 Derrike Cope Advil Liqui-Gels
--The Cope-atorium is still in effect.
31 Dave Blaney Whelen
--Sound the alarms—Blaney’s got two good rides next year!
32 Shane Hmiel TrimSpa
--Or, as the dumb people call him, Shane H-meel.
33 Tony Raines / Tony Stewart / Ron Hornaday Outdoor Channel / Yard-Man / Action
--“He’s a maaaan, such a maaaan, he’s a maaaan, real Yard Man.”
34 Randy LaJoie Dollar General
--Translated from French, his name is Randy The Joie.
35 Jason Keller McDonald's
--Still no mustache? That ain’t right.
38 Tyler Walker / Kasey Kahne Great Clips
--They’ve got Shmuck up their sleeves.
39 Tina Gordon (maybe) Yahoo!
--Not as good as the Google sponsorship, but whatcha gonna do?
40 Sterling Marlin / Scott Lagasse Jr. Cottman Transmissions / Jani-King
--Why?
41 Reed Sorenson Discount Tire
--Apparently this guy’s pretty good, despite the uppity first name.
43 A.J. Fike / Jeff Green Channellock/Curb
--Mike Curb went from Dale Earnhardt to A.J. Fike. Marvelous.

Tomorrow—the rest of them

3 Comments:

At 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You Forgot Mike Curb Owned Richard Petty's Car in the mid 80's

 
At 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice refence to the old reeses commercials mike...

-Douglas

 
At 12:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor AJ - once again, his brother gets the "Good" ride

 

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