Where Does the Money Go?

A sometimes weekly, sometimes not look at where the sponsorship dollars for your favorite drivers are spent.

This week: Michael Waltrip

14% Hair gel (bulk rate).

3% Statoinary and pens for apology letters to Lake Speed, RPM 2night, et al.

23% Travel costs for transportation between 14 different weekly tv shows.

10% Promotional costs for new book, "The Fury of Eury".

1% Joke writers (believed to be Nick Bakay and Bruce Villanch).

19% Hospital vist after consumption of corn dogs, generic meat, and pizza in the same hour.

16% Retainer fee for job search agency.

14% Elaborte, secretive device known only as the "Green-stopper".