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5.02.2005

Beyond Thirty Five

How the drivers outside the top 35 in points did at Daytona's evil twin:

#09-Johnny Sauter (finished 16th) Strong run for a team recently hit with the bad luck associated with having a crappy driver.
#33-Kerry Earnhardt (17th) Two straight strong runs--why won't someone give him a ride? Oh, right, he wrecks all the time.
#1-Martin Truex Jr. (21st) Strong run for the Busch regular--and then reality set in.
#4-Mike Wallace (28th) ...and I'm Ed Bradley. All thus plus Andy Rooney tonight on "60 Minutes".
#66-Hermie Sadler (29th) I bet it was just a coincidence that Fox put a camera in his car, and he just happened to have sponsorship from Aarons, who advertises on Fox non-stop and uses one of their announcers as a spokesperson. No, they wanted that camera to catch all the exciting Hermie action!
#36-Boris Said (35th) The Oscar Gamble of racing (only 70's baseball fans get this joke).
#32-Bobby Hamilton Jr. (40st) Insert "Roll Tide" joke here.
#23-Mike Skinner (42nd) Sad thing is, Mike thinks that HE'S going to be going to Cup with Toyota.

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