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Wallace & Martin cancel retirement to split driving time in Geritol sponsored car
In a surprising move, aging Nascar superstars Rusty Wallace and Mark Martin have called off their respective retirement plans for 2006 in order to split time in a co-owned, Geritol-sponsored car.
"We think that two old guys are better than one", an ebullient Martin joked at yesterday's press conference. "We're gonna show those young guns that with a little luck, a lot of experience, and some Geritol, old guys can still get it done. And WITHOUT playing their music so loud in the shop—Carl Edwards, I'm looking in your direction."
The duo will co-own the car, which will carry the colors of Geritol, the famed anti-aging multi-vitamin, on the hood. Buddy Parrott is expected to sign on as crew chief.
"Man, I'm so excited about this nice ol' hot rod", Rusty Wallace explained. "Mark and I are out to prove that you can win without teammates. I said WITHOUT teammates. You hear that Ryan? No, calm down Travis, you'd kvool."
Associate sponsors such as Colonial Penn Insurance, Blue Star Ointment, and the Tourism Board of Atlantic City are already lined up. Additionally, Buick is reportedly mulling a return to the sport.
Fellow retiree Terry Labonte reportedly turned down a chance to pilot the car in select races, mostly due to Rusty's stringent "no facial hair" policy. Never-the-less, spirits remain high for the new old team.
"We're looking to take the sport to a whole old demographic", Wallace explained. "And for sex appeal? Lets just say that Handsome Harry Gant might wind up in some shirtless photos."